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    搞怪文案合集《四》

    It turns out that the days I live are called youth.

    原來我過得這種b日子叫青春。

    The meaning of vacation is to meet all the people you want to meet.

    放假的意義就是可以和所有想見面的人見面。

    Today’s young people are not persuaded, I persuade them to be my partner, but no one is willing to listen to me.

    現(xiàn)在的年輕人都不聽勸,我勸她們做我對象,沒一個肯聽我的。

    Bao, if one day you are very sad, remember to call me and let me know that you have today too!

    寶,如果有一天你非常難過,記得給我打電話,讓我知道你也有今天!

    don’t want to sleep except during bedtime, I want to sleep the rest of the time.

    我除了睡覺時間不想睡覺,其余時間都想睡覺。

    Because I often stay up late, my liver doesn’t seem to be very good. Can you tell me to be careful with my liver?

    因為經(jīng)常熬夜,我的肝好像不太好,大伙可以叫我小心肝嗎?

    Walking all my life, the breeze is at ease, I have a pearl that shines through the mountains and rivers.

    步履一生,清風自在,我有明珠一顆,照破山河。

    My rotten life: forget it if it doesn’t work, what you said is right, then I

    don’t want to live, it’s okay if I don’t.

    我的擺爛人生:不行就算了,你說的都對,那我別活了,不要也行。

    What do I compare to you? You are a pool of sparkling waves that cannot be fished.

    我把什么比作你?你是一池撈不起的波光粼粼。

    Mountains have spirits and all things are born, water has qi and crystal clear bottoms, I have a heart and I am close to nature.

    山有靈而萬物生,水有氣而澈見底,我有心而近自然。

    Your reply coin is in arrears, and you will be deducted by one if you recharge it, and you will be deducted by one if you do not recharge.

    您的回復(fù)幣已欠費,續(xù)充扣一,不續(xù)充也扣一。

    What a fairy face with such a bright face! Is it a real treasure?

    這樣明媚的臉龐是什么仙子顏??!是真實存在的珍寶嗎?

    As soon as I entered the operating room, the doctor asked me if I was under general anesthesia or half anesthesia, and I said: slightly spicy.

    剛進手術(shù)室,醫(yī)生問我是全麻還是半麻,我說:微辣。

    Do the work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor bland.

    把不忙不閑的工作做得出色,把不咸不淡的生活過得精彩。

    I need friends. Friends are softeners, chargers, candy chocolates.

    我是需要朋友的。朋友是柔軟劑,充電器,是糖果巧克力。

    I’m starting to feel fortunate that you appeared at an age when I could afford to lose.

    我開始慶幸,你出現(xiàn)在我輸?shù)闷鸬哪昙o。

    I think I’m not far from the local tyrants, and I’m halfway done now, that’s the land…

    我覺得我已經(jīng)離土豪不遠了,目前完成了一半,就是土……

    As long as I give all the money I earn to my dad, then I can become a rich second generation!

    只要我把我掙的錢全給我爸,那我就能成富二代了!

    Eating alone feels lonely, but eating snacks alone will not.

    個人吃飯覺得孤單,但一個人吃零食就不會。

    Who always steals my chick, it’s fine if I want to work, even my chick will work for you?

    誰總是偷我的小雞,我要打工就算了,連我的小雞都要給你打工嗎?

    This kind of thing is cute, I can come alone, don’t bother you.

    可愛這種東西,我一個人來就可以了,不用麻煩你。

    When you look at each other, does your heart also say welcome to me?

    對視的時候,你的心也在對我說歡迎光臨嗎?

    I’m sorry I didn’t control my heart, it always beats like crazy when it sees you.

    對不起我沒控制好我的心,它總是一見到你就瘋狂跳動。

    We are all lonely hedgehogs. Only people with the same frequency can see the unknown elegance in each other’s hearts.

    我們都是孤獨的刺猬,只有頻率相同的人,才能看見彼此內(nèi)心深處不為人知的優(yōu)雅。

    Staying up late is not out of hard work, but in pursuit of the taste of freedom.

    熬夜不是出于苦工,而是為了追尋自由的滋味。

    If you haven’t experienced strong winds and waves, don’t act as hypocritical as if you are going to die.

    沒有經(jīng)歷過大風大浪的,就不要表現(xiàn)得像要死不能活了一樣矯情。

    Lend me an old age, lend me fragments, lend me to look ahead and look after, lend me stubbornness like a teenager.

    借我一個暮年,借我碎片,借我瞻前與顧后,借我執(zhí)拗如少年。

    It’s really unfair, the sunset fell on the faces of two people, but only I blushed.

    真不公平,明明夕陽落到了兩個人的臉上,卻只有我臉紅了。

    This is the boy I like, who accompanies me through the green years and fleeting years.

    這是喜歡的少年,陪我走過青蔥歲月與風華流年。

    There is no sun in my sky, it’s always night, but not dark because something takes the place of the sun.

    我的天空里沒有太陽,總是黑夜,但并不暗,因為有東西代替了太陽。

    I don’t know why, but I want to talk to you, but I lie to you and say that the wind and rain are just right, and it’s time to write some poems.

    不知為何,明明想和你說話,卻騙你說,風雨正好,該去寫點詩句。

    She is so sweet, it doesn’t matter if the orange is sweet or not.

    她這么甜,橘子甜不甜有什么關(guān)系。

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